Ms. Perfect is a healthy woman

I had a health check at the hospital the other day. I didn’t want to go but I had no choice because I’m going to China.

I hate hospitals. They smell, people are everywhere, and shots make me feel sick. I had shots and my height and weight were taken. I was happy because I lost a bit of weight although my height didn’t change.( I’m wondering if someone would be so kind to make me taller, and I’ll give you my fat).

The physical turned out ok, but my eyesight was so bad. Both eyes were 0.1 (which is about 20/400). My eyesight is bad because of my parents. Come to think of it, when I was a high school student, I told my dad that my eyesight was bad because of him. And my mom listening to our conversation said “Your dad must have good eyesight because he married me” My mum is always like that. I’m glad that I’m not like her.

Anyway, I’m done with doctors for a while. I’m glad that’s over. But now I have to enjoy China. I definitely don’t want all this doctor trouble to go to waste.